{"id":267,"date":"2009-07-27T08:24:40","date_gmt":"2009-07-27T15:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/?p=267"},"modified":"2009-07-27T08:24:40","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T15:24:40","slug":"grave-locators","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/?p=267","title":{"rendered":"Grave locators"},"content":{"rendered":"

Horecea Grave Trackers.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Appeal.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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We are the group of Czernowitz Cemetery Guides.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

We are specialized on the JewishZwintar in Horecea.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

We take you to your grave in the shortest time .<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Just give us your name and you are there !<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

All this for a small nominal fee of100 $ per grave.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Special summer deal : 2 adjacent graves for 120 $.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bring your family \u2013 theywill all enjoyvisiting your grave. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Wehave all necessary tools to clear our way .<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

We can also clean and repair your grave ,if in needed.(Extra pay).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Put us on the job and rest in peace.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Now bad times come to us \u2013 buzzards gather in the sky.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

With all this voluntary amateur cemetery cleaning, our living is at risk.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Every snapling that they cut brings us closer to the dole.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Strange winds blow on the Zwintar now.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

They even want to install satellite grave locators ! GPS !!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Enter your name and get navigation directions !<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“Turn left after black monument “<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“Bingo, this is your grave “.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Hear this ! Everybody finds his own grave !<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Where will this bring us ?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Who will feed our children ?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Committee of Horecea Grave Trackers.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Hardy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Horecea Grave Trackers. Appeal. We are the group of Czernowitz Cemetery Guides. We are specialized on the JewishZwintar in Horecea. We take you to your grave in the shortest time . Just give us your name and you are there ! All this for a small nominal fee of100 $ per grave. Special summer deal […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,11],"tags":[44],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ehpes.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}